Showing posts with label Louisville Sam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Louisville Sam. Show all posts

Thursday, June 9, 2016

A View of the Town, Episode 9: Rosco and Swanky Jane

Welcome to A View of the Town, the adventures of Dr. Willis Fletcher in a small coastal town in Maine. Offering tidbits of local color and the lay of the land, we now return to Dr. Fletcher and the love story of Rosco and Swanky Jane.

This episode is brought to you by... Water. It runs but never wears shoes. It pools but never wears swim trunks. Water. It's wet.

And now on with the love story of Rosco and Swanky Jane...

As you may recall from previous episodes, I mentioned Louisville Sam, a spinner of tall tales who, by the way, lived in a two-room house just a little ways north of the docks.  You could often see him sitting outside, drinking a strong brew of coffee black as night, and watching the fishing boats go out and come in with their catch of the day.  Louisville Sam found odd jobs to do around town to pay the rent.  And to anyone who would listen, he'd tell of many of his adventures which took him around the world.

Now one story I remember involved a sly gentleman named Rosco, a self-proclaimed gambler from Atlanta, and his gal Swanky Jane with the amaryllis tattoo who sang and entertained on the Jennie Beth, a riverboat that traveled down the Ohio from Cincinnati to Louisville.

As I recall the story, back around 1892, one evening while the river boat was docked, Louisville Sam and Rosco were playing a game of blackjack with a fellow from New York City. I'm not sure how this trio came about, but this New York City poker player was a true dandy. Dressed like one with his silk shirt and fancy red ascot. Smelled like one with his scent of bay rum. And he also had his shifty eye on Swanky Jane. And everyone knew her heart belonged to Rosco.  And anyone who tried to tango with her knew better.

After Rosco had just triumphed at a hand of blackjack, Swanky Jane came over to visit after performing and savoring the applause.  This unsuspecting (and uncaring) city slicker complimented her tattoo, asked what kind it was, and proceeded to woo her while rolling his smoldering cigar between his teeth.  However, Swanky Jane didn't want anything to do with him. And Rosco wasn't too pleased with his level of advances either and let his jealous streak get the most of him.

Next thing they all knew, Rosco had punched that fellow from New York City, sending him flying across the floor. The city fellow didn't just lie there, he proceeded to take aim at Rosco, right into Rosco's fist that is.  Only this time that New York Yankee fell into a table of four hands.  From there, a full blow bar room brawl of two blossomed to full swing.  That New York dandy got right back up, not knowing when to walk away.

Most in the room were familiar with Rosco's fighting style.  Little did that New York gent know, but Rosco had studied a fighting technique know as judo, as a young man living in San Francisco, from a judo master. Rosco took several steps back, stood perfectly erect, gently bowed, and flew foot first square in that gent's chest.  The fellow flew backwards and slid against the wall.

Swanky Jane never moved from where she perched on a nearby table.  The cigar that fellow had been smoking rolled right to her foot.  She picked it up, started to smoke it, and laughed.  She winked her eye at Rosco who simply grinned. He knew that night she'd be paying him a visit.  What a pair.

I've many other storied about that pair and from Louisville Sam, but I'll save some for later.  That Louisville Sam was a walking book of wonderment and mystery.

Join us again next time, when Dr. Fletcher tells us about the night that Amaryllis Stemm payed Misty Cove a visit that they would never forget.

This episode was brought to you by... Water. It rolls in.  It rolls out.  But it never rolls up and never rolls down.  Water.  It just goes with the flow.

CSM

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

A View of the Town, Episode 6: Louisville Sam

Welcome to A View of the Town, the adventures of Dr. Willis Fletcher in a small coastal town in Maine. Offering tidbits of local color and the lay of the land, we now return to Dr. Fletcher as he recollects about Louisville Sam.

This episode of A View of the Town is brought to you by pins.  They stick and prick you, but they're still you're friends when they hold up that hem.  Pins.

And now on with A View of the Town...

I know I told you the last time you all read that I would tell you about Otis Major and his trip into the Witch's Woods north of town, but if you've noticed I sometimes stray away on some other story first. In this case, Louisville Sam plays a part in Otis Major's visit in the Witch's Woods. So, I have to fill you in on him.

Tall, slender, and fit the name, Louisville Sam told us of his travels in his younger days on the riverboats along the Ohio River. Being an Ohioan myself, I knew some of the river ports he spoke of between Wheeling and over to where it flowed into the Mississippi. His stories were so fascinating we never quite knew what to believe, but could only sit back and revel in the tales he would spin.

I remember the first time I met Louisville Sam at the barber shop. The boys all sat back while I simply asked Louisville Sam "You been here all your life?"  I soon learned that the true history of Louisville Sam would always remain a mystery even down to the basics like when or where he was born.  If you asked, he would answer "Two days short of a million and between two rivers rolling south like piss into a stream."  So, with snipping of barber clippers in my ear, I heard the longest answer to my simple question.

Louisville Sam fiddled with the silver buttons on his worn denim vest. He kicked the leg of his chair with his right boot as if he was trying to shake a memory loose from his big toe and get it to travel up to his brain, then he said --  "I've been here long enough to remember the original cabin that founded this town. I was a little younger then. But I remember meeting old Jedediah Cork East. That must of been about 50 years ago or more. I honestly don't remember. I helped him hew those logs for that cabin."  He stopped for just a moment and then proceeded to tell me about the time he caught a glimpse of the whale that Moby Dick had been based on.

The others in the barber shop just grinned as I sat there  wondering why this guy hadn't been locked up in an asylum somewhere and I probably had the facial expression to go along with that thought. But, Louisville Sam never blinked an eye as he spun out his tall tale about meeting the long dead founder of Misty Cove.  I did know that I had learned my lesson.  At least until that day the Otis Major walked into the Witch's Woods at the edge of town. If I hadn't been there to see it, I would never have believed it.  And on top of it, I'll have to tell you about the time he met the Queen of England herself.  Now that's another story.

Join us again next time, when Dr. Fletcher tells us about Otis Major in the Witch's Woods.

This episode of A View of the Town is brought to you by pins.  Both sharp and pointy, but never witty.  Pins.

CSM

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