In the middle of a busy avenue in Ancient Alexandria, Bruno, Tinean, and Dreda appeared. Their mission to search the ancient city to find Mrs. Steers and Sam. They walked through the ghosts of Ancient Egypt without care. They found a shady spot under a portico.
"This sucks." Bruno complained, shrugging
his shoulders, then scratched his crotch.
"How are we going to find them? Look at this place. It's packed with people. Do you have any idea
how big this city is?"
"No," said Dreda. Annoyed, she looked up at him. "Just how big is it?"
"I dunno know.
That's why I asked."
"I realize that this city is many years old. And they could be in any time or any place in
it." Dreda shook her head. "Let's just walk and see what's going
on."
She thought to herself as they meandered along the
wide avenue, trying to stay in the shade away from the hot sun. Stupid Doctor. I mean really... How in the name of St. Teresa are we supposed
to find them? He knows Bruno can't use the migration spell... And I'm not
telling him I can... Of course, I can always lie to Bruno.
Bruno mumbled as he lumbered along. "This is crazy. I don't know who he thinks we are."
"I don't think we are looking in the right
place," said Tinean sarcastically.
"Wherever Cleopatra is, is where we will probably find our prey."
Rolling her eyes, Dreda sassed him. "Thank you for that great
observation. I didn't realize that teh great Sherlock Holmes was traveling with us."
Tinean sneered back at her, however, he knew better
then to get smart with her.
"Let's pop over to Cleo's house," said
Bruno.
Again, Dreda rolled her eyes. Morons.
I work with morons.
They appeared outside Cleopatra's mausoleum. Dreda quickly spied Mrs. Steers, but remained
silent. Mrs. Steers saw them arrive then
turned to Sam. He disappeared with only
Dreda seeing him. Being in a mood, Mrs.
Steers approached them.
"What do you goons want?" Mrs. Steers stood
firm, ready to confront them.
"We're just enjoying the afternoon sun,"
said Dreda. "And what are you doing
here, Grandma? Taking in the
scenery? Waiting for Red Riding
Hood? Ideas for your flower
garden?"
"Grandma!
I'll show you grandma!" Mrs.
Steers' temper flared.
"Hold on there, Grandma,” said Tinean. "Don't get your stockings in a
twist."
That did it.
"I may be old, but I'm not too old to take on the likes of you
three!"
Bruno was the first to burst out laughing. He was also the first target of her ire. Mrs. Steers leapt up and cracked both of his
shins at once. Bruno buckled in pain as
Mrs. Steers leapt back.
"Why is it always my shins," cried Bruno,
tears rolling down his cheeks as he bent down to rub them.
Tinean and Dreda watched amazed at Mrs. Steers' moves.
"So, you thought I would be an easy take-down,
did you?" laughed Mrs. Steers.
"Guess again."
Next, Mrs. Steers whirled around to face Dreda. Backing up, not really sure what to expect,
Dreda hunched over a little in preparation.
Tinean reached down, pulled a knife out of his right boot, and readied himself
to throw it.
"Are you pulling a knife on me?" asked Mrs.
Steers, eyeing him. "Wait until you
see what I've go in store for you."
Without seeing him, Bruno grabbed her from behind and
picked her up. Unaware of Mrs. Steers
agility ability, she dug her heels once again into his shins causing Bruno to
spin around just as Tinean threw his knife.
His aim was for Mrs. Steers, but the knife ended up in Bruno's right
butt cheek.
Screaming in pain, Bruno dropped Mrs. Steers. He fell to the ground clutching at the knife
handle. Dreda ran over to him.
"Great job, bonehead," shouted Dreda at
Tinean. "You hit a target, but the
wrong one." Dreda took hold of the
knife and pulled it out. Bruno screamed
again in agony. Blood soaked the spot
where the knife had penetrated. She
grabbed his arm and they disappeared.
Tinean turned to Mrs. Steers and hissed. "It's just you and I, Grandma."
"Ha! I've
dealt with worse." Mrs. Steers
began to literally run circles around him.
Tinean tried to home in on her, but she was fast.
Mrs. Steers laughed.
"You never would have guessed a 76-year-old Grandma could do this
could you."
Tinean became dizzy.
He grabbed his whip from his belt and aimed it at her.
Kerrrrwack... Missed! Kerrrrwack... Once again, he missed! The whip curled in front of him.
"Good luck," Mrs. Steers kept running in
circles.
Tinean posed himself, preparing his whip. Just as she came around, he cracked it. The last foot of the whip wrapped itself
around her lower arm. Mrs. Steers
grabbed it and kept running.
Before Tinean had a chance to act, she had wrapped
part of the whip around him. Quickly, he
began to turn to try to keep from getting wrapped up too tight. Mrs. Steers got one good round of whip around
his chest before she stopped in front of him.
"Had enough?"
Tinean sneered at her. "I spit on you."
Mrs. Steers spoke like a fragile old woman for a
moment. "Wrong thing to say to a
poor old Grandma like me." She grabbed the whip and gave it a mighty
tug. Tinean spun around and rolled on
the ground. Before he had the chance to
get up, Mrs. Steers had the whip.
Kerrrrwack...
Over and over she snapped the whip near him. Tinean scrambled to get away, but he didn't
have a chance. Mrs. Steers' aim got him
twice, once on each cheek. Tinean
grabbed his face. Lesions appeared and
blood oozed from the scrapes.
"Damn!"
Tinean staggered up still holding his cheeks.
Mrs. Steers could feel herself tiring. The potion began to wear off. I hope he's done... she thought to
herself. I won't be able to go on much
longer...
Tinean backed up.
"You bitch." And then
he disappeared.
He left not a moment too soon. His comment angered Mrs. Steers even more. She staggered over to a nearby stone wall and
leaned against it. She slowly recoiled
the whip.
"I'm glad that's over. Thank goodness Sam wasn't here. That would have required a lot of
explanation."
Mrs. Steers slid down the wall, eventually sitting on
the ground. Taking deep breaths, she
tried to relax. Closing her eyes, she
rested. She rubbed her arm, the one she
had used to crack the whip.
"Lottie, you're too old to be fighting like this
anymore. You're not a spring
chicken." Mrs. Steers snickered at
herself.
Looking over at Cleopatra's mausoleum, she made a
quick decision. "Sam will be
alright. I hope I don't regret this,
but..."
Wow now I want Mrs. Steer's potion!
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